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Californians Wisely Rethinking Marijuana Legalization
By Smaktakula You’ve got to hand it to the Cannabis Mafia–they almost pulled it off. They came dangerously close to fooling enough of the electorate to transform California into a patchouli paradise....
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Still Not What You Were Looking For?
By Smaktakula In which we once again present some of the various search-engine keywords used to find Promethean Times. Some, we suspect, were not on purpose. See our first installment here: Not What...
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Happy Thoughts For Tuesday: Thank God Michael Lohan Isn’t Your Dad
By Smaktakula In the tradition of such illustrious space-wasters as Brian “Kato” Kaelin and Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, unctuous pimp Michael Lohan has managed to keep food in his belly by crafting a...
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Sweet Lady Meg
By Smaktakula In years past, degenerate types seeking a new high would have to work for it. Forced either to rely on the often-dubious advice of older siblings or else trust their luck to trial and...
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Something’s Cooking In The World Of Competitive Sauna
By Smaktakula The sporting world is still aboil about the news dispatches steaming out of Finland reporting the tragic death of Russian quasi-athlete Vladimir Ladyzhensky. Ladyzhensky, along with his...
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A Great New Way To Make Mom And Dad Pay For What They Did
By Smaktakula Why not get inked by tiresome former celebrity and citizen of Clan Arquette, David A. Cox? "It's A Dragon That Shoots Dragons From Its Eyes! And Then Those Dragons Shoot Dragons From...
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Unsettling Urban Legend Springs To Hideous Life
By Smaktakula Of All The Legumes, The Pea Is Far And Away The Biggest Asshole. When longtime emphysema-sufferer Ron Sveden complained of chest pains, doctors immediately feared the worst. X-ray data...
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The Skonk
By Smaktakula In preparation for our upcoming multi-part investigative series on modern whoredom, Skanks In The Crosshairs, the Promethean Times Research Staff spent hundreds of man-hours reading...
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Stuff You Probably Didn’t Know About Wilford Brimley
By Smaktakula "Chicken Slaughtering Chicken. It's The Right Thing To Do." Got his acting start with an uncredited role in John Wayne’s True Grit. Once worked as a bodyguard for playboy-turned-recluse...
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Meg: A Clear And Present Danger To The Golden State
By Smaktakula When Promethean Times first commented on the phenomenon of kids using nutmeg as a recreational hallucinogen (see Sweet Lady Meg), we believed–perhaps foolishly–that these were isolated...
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